Here's the thing: Fuck Joe the Plumber. This piece of shit. He is upset with Senator Obama's tax plan because he has been working this job for ten to twelve years and now he wants to BUY OUT the company he works for and he plans to waste his vote on the Goiter and his Eskimo whore. This asshole, we'll call him "Joe", has had this sweet job for over a decade. We know for a fact that its sweet because he has saved enough dough to be able to think about buying out the company he works for. Well, shit, lets keep feeding the kids, the mothers, fathers, brothers and sisters in to the Middle East Meat Grinder because fucking Joe the Plumber wants to put a pool into his backyard next summer. I got news for you, Joe. Your needs are not the most pressing. Yeah, yeah, everybody has a different persective. Yeah, yeah, the midwest, the old, the religious. Fuck all that. There IS a heirarchy of needs in this country and Joe the Fucking Pipe Wrench Jockey's are not at the top. And that is right. That is as it should be. Call it class warfare. Fine. I mean where does this asshole get off?! Is this the person we should let be a discussion point in the last debate before the most important election of our generation? By the way, Joe, nice sweaty nike shirt. Way to dress up to talk to the future President of the United States. Couldn't even wear a tie, huh? Thanks for showing up.
I got three people living in a one-bedroom apartment. I got multiple collection agencies calling me on a daily, one of which on the behest of a hospital. I eat peanut butter for Meal at least three times a week. I call it Meal because I only usually eat once a day: Meal. We're lucky the lights and internet stay on because I find it more and more difficult to pay the fucking utilities working the three jobs I have and never get any hours from. We are spiraling quickly into another-by-God-depression, we are in two different wars, the whole world hates us, and the one guy that might be able to turn this whole shitty mess around and out, wants to tax the asshole rich a little to do it. But NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Joe the Plumber is worried about what is gonna happen if he gets moved into a higher tax bracket. Everybody is so worried about Joe the Plumber. Joe Six-Pack. Joe Average Guy. FUCK HIM, and everybody that looks like him. I'm Joe America, and I'm fucking dying out here.
John McCain accused Barak Obama of engaging in class warfare with his tax polocies. When I hear or see pod-people like Joe the Plumber speak, I think to myself: Fine. War it is. We are at war. And when or if the actual revolution comes down, I know where I'm going first with my gasoline cocktails, my sawed-off, and my machete. Joe the Fucking Asshole Douchehammer Plumber's house.
John McCain talks a lot about how Americans are feeling. John McCain talks about how we want change. John McCain voted with the current administration ninety percent of the time. I've seen the video clip of him saying this last fact proudly. Here's the thing, John McCain: You don't know me. And you should count yourself lucky.
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Amen! I want to punch that guy in his fat head.
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